Chuck Watch: All The Pretty Sources (S05E08)

Watch your fake Prada

The owning of the brats in the park was epic. There were initial fears Chuck would just brush the criticism off and walk away, what with his current mind frame. But them wannabes nearly felt the full wrath of Monkey. Lucky for them this wasn't the Bass of '08, who would of surely had it arranged for their relocation to Arizona. Another highlight was of course the midday session with Dan. Weed, Patron tequila and The Matrix for lunch almost enabled Lonely Boy to become a 'man of action'. But he flopped, and it was up to Chuck to mop up the mess. How long will this (unspoken) bromance continue? Especially now they are set to lock horns over Blair...

Chuck Watch: The Big Sleep No More (S05E07)

Shall I serve you up there?

Blair cramping his style as usual

Well, Chuck is still trying his best to walk the straight line. Monkey (his dog) has yet to be impounded and is still getting walked regularly around Central Park. You have to appreciate how Chuck throws really ODD parties. Live drama, masks with beaks and bars containing mysterious jars of candy. Anyway, the stars seem to be aligning for a Blair/Chuck rekindling at this point. Hardly surprising, Prince Louis Grimaldi is proving to be a very stale piece of French bread. I cannot wait to watch his inevitable destruction at the hands of Bass. It was also amusing to see Chuck collaborating on a scheme with Dorota of all people. Maybe he is finally becoming a decent member of society, but let's hope not.

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